How to ruin a cute moment in six steps

1. Approach husband's face with belly

2. Tell husband to ask baby to get out

3. Listen as husband says, while rubbing belly, "Little guy, you can come out now. Mommy is REALLY uncomfortable and we don't think you fit in there anymore."

4. Watch husband kiss the top of belly and remember how baby is positioned

5. Say, "You know that's where his butt is, right? You just talked to and kissed your son's butt."

6. Notice husband's face frown.