For the last few nights I have noticed that right before my husband falls asleep he caresses my preggo pillow, which lays between us. I found it strange initially, but thought, hey, to each their own.
Then last night he was molesting preggo pillow again and said, "Honey, you might want to start working out more. You feel very soft."
"Well, that's because you are fluffing my pillow. Unless, of course, you meant to say that to preggo pillow, which is kinda disturbing. You guys have grown awfully close lately."
Which got me wondering, who knows what else he has done to it thinking it was me?
And that is why my cuddly body pillow sleeps away from my husband! When I do kick it off, I have only to steal it back from the dog.
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