If the honey badger looked larger than life in pictures...
If the honey badger didn't sleep well for several nights and came across as a royal bitch the next morning...
If the honey badger cut into a line of people waiting to pee because it really needed to go...
If the honey badger had to say no over and over again to people inviting themselves to visit the honey badger baby and came across as antisocial...
If the honey badger went off on a jerk that cut him in traffic...
If the honey badger came across as selfish and paranoid for claiming he will hoard the honey badger baby and not let anyone touch it...
If the honey badger is caught eating pumpkin cake again...
The wise thing to ask yourself in moments like this is, what would the honey badger do?
The honey badger wouldn't care, because the honey badger doesn't give a shit.
(if you have never heard of the honey badger, look up Crazy Nastyass Honey Bagder on YouTube)
"Nothing can stop the honey badger when it is hungry"
Oh no, now this is going to be stuck in my head. If you only knew how long it took to get it out of my head the first time I saw it! LOL And Honey Badger probably would make them pay. How many animals can shrug off the venom of poisonous creatures and just go about business?
ReplyDeleteLol!!! I am surprised that a lot of people don't know the honey badger.:oP
ReplyDeleteLOL great read! Love me some honey badger!
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